If I joined the Circus what would I do and why?

If I were in the Circus,I would be a..........



Lion tamer.Why a lion tamer you ask?Well,let me tell you........

I always did enjoy people attempting to tame wild lions and tigers and stuff like that.Even if though I knew that the lions and/or tigers were already tame before the show and had probably been taught to act all wild and dangerous.At least I hope so.Because if they are just going to Africa or Asia And picking up a few new wild animals for each show then I will personally HATE the Circus for the remainder of my days.Even if they stop it.100

If I were a lion tamer my profession would probably be teaching the lions/tigers to do things like jump through hoops and stand on their hind paws and stuff like that.Or if you will,teaching the cool tricks that will make the audience think that I just magically made them tame and do all those tricks without any time or practice.Amazing,right?

The reasons why i wouldn't want to be something like a tightrope walker or a clown is because those thing just seem a bit.....scary to me.The clown because i HATE getting embarrassed and the tightrope walker because If i fell of i would be terrified even though i would fall on a net

So yeah.If i were in the circus,i would be a lion/tiger tamer.

If I could be a sandwich what sandwich would I be?

I would be my favourite.A mayonnaise,tomato,cucumber sandwich.......

Ingredients/Tools

Chopping board(Optional)

Knife

2 slices of custom bread

1 large tomato

1 regular cucumber

Some mayonnaise

How to make

1.Put both of the pieces of bread on the chopping board side by side

2.Slice the tomato into medium slices.Lay as many as you want onto one of the bread slices

3.Spread a thin layer of mayonnaise onto the 2nd piece of bread

4.Cut the cucumber into slices as thick or thin as you want and spread them across the bread with the tomato on it

5.You should easily be able to now place the bread with the mayonnaise on it onto the other slice of bread(if some of the mayonnaise falls off take a bit off the top)

6.Put onto a plate and enjoy!

This recipe came from my grandfather who died a couple years ago.This was also his favourite sandwich and I hope this sandwich brings you as much delight as it did with him.

I have no idea where the idea of this particular sandwich came from,but whoever it did come from I want to thank you.You are a very good........Sandwich maker.And to whoever makes this sandwich in the future,your welcome.